Messi Just Here for Football, Not Trump Talk, Fo' Shizzle

Yo, Messi was chillin' at the White House with Trump, talkin' Iran while he was just tryin' to vibe about soccer. Fans were crackin' up, sayin' my man was just born to play football, not listen to politics. They thought he was thinkin', 'I thought we was here to talk goals, not global issues!' Let the goat play, man, that's all he wants.