Rooney's Rowing Promise After Norway Shocks Brazil

Yo, Wayne Rooney's keepin' it 100, ready to row after Norway's epic 2-1 takedown of Brazil in the World Cup on July 5. Erling Haaland flexed with two goals, sendin' the Selecao packin'. Rooney's set to hit the Hudson with Micah Richards as the Vikings gear up for England in the quarters. Fo' shizzle!