Why Benjamin Sesko Is MIA for Manchester United Pre-Season

Yo, listen up! Benjamin Sesko, the slick centre-forward for Manchester United, is takin' a break this pre-season, chillin' with a shin injury from last season. The Red Devils have been rollin' through six games, but our boy ain't ready for the season opener against Hull City on August 22. He’s still recoverin' from that wild shove he took against Liverpool. Fo' shizzle!