Cristiano Ronaldo's Almeria Dream Hits a Major Snag, Folks!

Listen up, folks! Cristiano Ronaldo just snagged a 25% stake in Almeria, but hold your horses! RFEF says no active players can own and play in Spain! So, no Ronaldo strutting his stuff in Almeria or any Spanish squad! Meanwhile, he's scoring goals like a beast in Saudi Arabia, living the dream of club ownership. Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?