Joe Cole wants Chelsea to sign Micky van de Ven now!

Listen up, Chelsea! Joe Cole just dropped a bombshell, saying they need to snag Tottenham's Micky van de Ven this summer! Why? Because the Blues are floundering under Liam Rosenior, losing left and right. Micky's a speedster, a one-on-one beast, and at just £35 million, he could turn this ship around! Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?