Ronaldo's World Cup Woes: A Plague on Portugal's Parade

Listen up, sports fans! Cristiano Ronaldo stepped onto the World Cup stage and what did we get? A 1-1 snoozer against DR Congo! Portugal kicked off strong with Joao Neves scoring, but CR7 was more like a statue than a superstar. With only 25 touches, he was a ghost on the pitch! Time to step it up, Ronaldo!