Ancelotti Shocks Fans, Leaves Neymar Out of Brazil Squad

Folks, let me tell you, Carlo Ancelotti is making waves! Neymar? Not in the squad! Why? Because he’s not fit, folks! We need winners, not slackers! Ancelotti wants Neymar to hustle if he dreams of the World Cup. Meanwhile, 19-year-old Rayan is the new superstar, folks! Huge move, tremendous talent! Watch out, world! It’s going to be YUGE!