Carragher declares Alonso can't manage Manchester United, folks!

Listen up, folks! Jamie Carragher, a total Liverpool legend, just made it clear: Xabi Alonso can’t manage Manchester United—no way, no how! The guy’s a Liverpool hero! Meanwhile, United is floundering—drawing, losing, it’s a total mess! Liverpool is flying high, folks! Big match coming up for United—let’s see if they can pull off a miracle. Spoiler alert: Not likely!