Chelsea Says No to Diogo Costa, Sticking with Their Goalies

Listen up, folks! Chelsea is making big, beautiful decisions! They’re saying NO to Diogo Costa, the Portuguese star, because they’re loaded with goalkeepers! Mike Penders is back, and he’s a real winner! They just faced Juventus and took a tough loss, but don’t worry, they’ll bounce back, believe me! Next up, AC Milan — it’s going to be HUGE!