Cristiano Ronaldo Out of Portugal Squad for Friendlies, So Sad!

Listen up, folks! Cristiano Ronaldo, the greatest of all time, is OUT of Portugal's squad for the pre-World Cup friendlies! Why? A little muscle hiccup, nothing to worry about! Coach Roberto Martinez is playing it smart, resting our superstar for the big show in June. He's recovering in Madrid, folks, and trust me, he’ll return stronger than ever! It’s going to be HUGE!