Haaland Ready to Crush Newcastle, Says Pep Guardiola

Folks, Pep just made a huge announcement! Erling Haaland, the best striker—believe me—is fit to take on Newcastle! City is right there, just five points behind Arsenal, and they’re coming for it! Doku’s out, but Savinho is ready to light it up! Haaland’s got 22 goals, but he wants more. No goals against Newcastle? Not a chance! He’ll change that—mark my words!