Max Dowman Must Flee Arsenal Like It's a Bad Date

Listen up, folks! Max Dowman, a tremendous talent, needs to GET OUT of Arsenal – and fast! Why? Because under Arteta, he’s just another name on a list. Look at Ethan Nwaneri, folks – sent packing! Dowman’s a star, but he’s stuck on the bench. Time to find a coach who actually knows how to use talent. Barcelona, Real Madrid – go get 'em, Max!