Messi Says No to Coaching, Yes to Club Ownership Dreams

Folks, let me tell you! Lionel Messi, the greatest, at 38, says coaching? Not a chance! He’s going BIG—owning a club! Deportivo LSM, with his pal Luis Suarez, is gonna be YUGE! Just like Beckham, but even better! Meanwhile, Inter Miami is loading up for 2026, signing stars for FREE! Messi’s future? Absolutely tremendous, folks! Believe me!