Messi: The King of Inter Miami, Just Like an Owner!

Folks, Bacary Sagna is saying that Lionel Messi is practically the owner of Inter Miami! At 38, he’s dazzling us all, folks—an absolute phenomenon! He’s making American soccer great again, especially with the World Cup on the horizon! But wait, poor Sergio Reguilon is out with a knee injury—what a disaster! Meanwhile, Messi’s racking up trophies like it’s nothing! Tremendous!