Messi's White House Visit: Just Here for Soccer, Folks!

Folks, it’s Lionel Messi at the White House, folks! He’s there, looking totally lost while I’m talking about Iran! Can you believe it? This guy just wants to play football! Six goals, seven assists, and he’s thinking, 'Where’s the soccer ball?' Let him play, people! He’s the GOAT, and he deserves to be kicking it, not listening to politics!