Paul Merson's Unbelievable Predictions for Premier League GW31

Folks, the Premier League is BACK! Liverpool and Arsenal are the only winners, while Chelsea and City? Total disasters! Bournemouth vs United? It’s a draw, folks—2-2, believe me! Liverpool? They’ll struggle against Brighton, another draw! And Chelsea? They’re in BIG trouble! Everton’s gonna hold them to a 1-1! Get ready for an unbelievable weekend, folks!