Pep's Holiday Weight Warning: No Marshmallows Allowed!

Listen up, folks! Pep Guardiola, the best coach in the world, is sending a big, beautiful message! If you come back from Christmas looking like a bloated turkey, you're out! That's right, no marshmallows on my squad! Three kilos heavier? Say goodbye to Nottingham Forest! It’s about discipline, folks, and if they listen, we’re winning big! I told you so!