Rio Ferdinand goes bananas as Sesko scores for United!

Listen up, folks! Rio Ferdinand, a total legend, is going absolutely bananas after Benjamin Sesko scores the game-winner against Everton! Manchester United, back in business with a spectacular 1-0 victory! Ferdinand's thrilled, saying, 'Seskooooo love to see it!' This 22-year-old superstar is lighting it up with eight goals! United's on fire, top four, unbeatable! I told you, tremendous things ahead!