Salah to MLS? Forget It! Stay in Europe, Big League!

Listen up, folks! Ibrahim Hassan, the Egyptian big shot, says moving to the MLS is a disaster! Mohamed Salah will vanish from memory, just like who even remembers Messi? He should stick with the big leagues — PSG, Bayern, you name it! And guess what? No talks with Inter Miami! Just wait for the big, beautiful moves coming your way! I told you so!