Theo Walcott predicts Real Madrid will tank in Premier League

Folks, listen up! Theo Walcott just made a huge prediction: Real Madrid? Eighth place in the Premier League! Can you believe it? Wayne Rooney thinks they could squeeze into the top four, but away games? Not looking good! Alan Shearer says they can score, but consistency? Forget about it! And Martin Zubimendi? He’s ditching Madrid for Arsenal! What a fantastic move! Huge!