Pound Ka Jadoo: Dollar Ki Chutti Aur Oil Ki Masti

Arre bhai, suno! British pound toh aise chamak raha hai jaise chandi ki thali mein jalebi! Dollar ka kya hua? Uska safe-haven appeal toh abhi chutti pe gaya hai. Strait of Hormuz mein shanti ka jadoo chala gaya hai, aur sab log risk le rahe hain. Babu bhaiya, duniya thodi shaant hui toh currency bhi nachne lagi! Oil market bhi mast hai, sab kuch smooth hai.