Cyprus Fuel Prices Go Wild, Gas Station Chiefs Sound Alarm

Alright, listen up! Cyprus fuel folks are losing it as diesel just crossed the €2 mark! Christodoulos, the petrol station kingpin, is like, 'Brace yourselves for more price hikes!' Even with oil prices doing their wild dance, local costs are still soaring because of those Greek refineries. Diesel's chilling at €2.03, petrol's at €1.74, and those government subsidies? Total flop! EU, we need ya ASAP!