Colonial Names Are Just Bad Cooking: Singapore's 'Lake America'

Listen up! Colonial names are like soggy bread — they just don’t stick! Singapore's 'Lake America'? What are you, an idiot sandwich? Names like Rhodesia flipping to Zimbabwe show how identity fights back! If it’s not local, it’ll vanish quicker than a bad soufflé. Get real, folks! History shows that true names endure, while imposed ones are just raw nonsense.