Crude Oil Struts While Refined Fuels Flop Like Burnt Soufflés

Crude oil's swaggering through the Strait of Hormuz at 13.5 million barrels a day! Meanwhile, refined fuels are flopping like a burnt soufflé, barely hitting 677,000 barrels. Prices? They're skyrocketing, with European diesel at €2.24 a litre! The refinery situation is a disaster, dropping faster than a chef's hat in a kitchen fire. Get your act together, world!