Iran Mourns Leader, Argentina Goes Animal Crazy, Cape Verde Out

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Iran Mourns Leader, Argentina Goes Animal Crazy, Cape Verde Out

Listen up! Iran’s in a long, drawn-out mourning for their Supreme Leader—like waiting for a soufflé to rise! Meanwhile, Argentina’s youth are going animal crazy, strutting around like they own the zoo! And Cape Verde? Booted from the World Cup like a soggy biscuit! Plus, a dog statue in New York is on the chopping block. Get it together, people!