Matthew VanDyke's Bail: A Recipe for International Chaos

A Delhi court just slapped a big ol' bail on Matthew VanDyke, letting him sprint to the US for a month! But don’t get too cozy, because the NIA's still got a simmering investigation under the UAPA. Critics are shouting, 'What are you? An idiot sandwich?' This case needs a chef's touch, especially with international stakes cooking up! Get it together, India!