Trump and Xi's Summit: A Flashy Disappointment Served Raw

What a complete disaster! Trump and Xi met in Washington, all show and no substance. Xi's not handing Trump any political wins before the midterms—what a joke! They agreed to lower tariffs, but no timeline—just like a dish served raw! And where were the Chinese CEOs? This summit was a beautifully plated mess, leaving tensions boiling over. Get it together, you two!