Trump's Fiery Energy Strategy: Engaging Moscow, Isolating Beijing

Listen up, you culinary catastrophes! On October 9, the Treasury Department slapped a six-month waiver on Russian diesel sales—like serving raw chicken! This is all about slashing fuel prices before the midterms. Analysts say it’s a master plan to control energy and shove China into the corner. Higher prices and inflation are on the menu, folks! What are you? An idiot sandwich?