FTSE 100 Soars as Bitcoin Blasts Past $80,000 Barrier

Well, folks, the FTSE 100 just bounced up 13.66 points to 10,867.98, like it just found the secret to eternal youth. Mining stocks are the real rock stars, making the European markets look like they’re still in their pajamas. And Bitcoin? It’s not just attending; it’s crashing through the $80,000 barrier like a superhero in a tech suit! Buckle up; this week is going to be a wild ride!