Gulf Stocks Uplift Like Daya's Garba, Aramco Profits Amaze

Arre bhai, Gulf ke stock market toh aaj aise chadh gaye jaise Daya ne garba shuru kiya! Oil prices ne toh sabko chakkar de diya, aur Aramco ne 32.69 billion ka profit kama liya! Geopolitical tension ke beech bhi, Aramco ne dividend badhakar sabko surprise kar diya, jaise Babita Ji ka smile dekhkar main hota hoon! Investors toh khush hain, bhai wah!