Kashmir Ki Security Ka Chakkar, Independence Day Pe Drama

Arre bhai, Independence Day aa raha hai, par Jammu-Kashmir mein security ka chakkar hai! Kashmiri Pandit logon ki toh halat kharab hai, Pakistan wale terrorists se dar lagta hai. Yeh kya baat hui? Hum toh ek Hindu-majority desh hain, lekin ye log ab bhi dar se joojh rahe hain! Sarkar bas ghoomti rehti hai, stability ka naara lagate hue! Dard bhari kahani hai, bhai!