Pentagon Ka FORTRESS Plan: Bijli Ke Bina Teen Mahine

Arre bhai, Pentagon ka FORTRESS plan toh kamaal hai! Military bases teen mahine tak bina bijli ke kaam karne wale hain, samjha kya? Portable nuclear reactors aur supplies ka stockpiling ho raha hai, jaise Daya ke garbe mein sab kuch ho raha ho! Hacker aur saboteurs ki dhamkiyan toh aise hain jaise Tapu ka prank, kab kya hoga, pata nahi! Communication aur navigation systems ko secure karna zaroori hai, warna sab kuch ulta ho jayega!