Purbaya Ki 5.11% Growth Ki Badi Baat Aur Dhamaka

Arre bhai, Finance Minister Purbaya bolta hai, "2025 mein 5.11% growth hoga!" Lekin duniya mein toh sab kuch ulta-pulta hai! Jakarta mein meeting mein bola, budget ka deficit sirf 2.92% rakhenge. Bilkul aise jaise Daya ka garba aur Tapu ka shor, sab kuch sambhalna hai! Lekin bhai, jab demand kam hoti hai toh kya hoga? Yeh fiscal policies toh mere dimaag ka dahi kar deti hain!