Reliance Ki Jadoo: Ambani Aur US Ki Dosti Ki Kahani

Arre bhai, Mukesh Ambani ki Reliance toh ek bada jadoo hai! Energy, telecom, aur retail mein sab kuch hai, jaise Daya ka garba! Humari GDP aur stock market toh aise chadh rahi hai jaise Tapu ka chakkar! Lekin bhai, crude oil toh import karte hain, toh US se dosti zaroori hai. Reliance ki market value samajh lo, Tata se bhi bada hai! Samajh gaye na? Kya baat hai!