Stock Market Ka Jadoo: Treasury Yields Gire, Sab Khush Hai

Arre bhai, stock market ne aaj toh mast chhalang maar di! Nasdaq, S&P 500, aur Dow sab green mein chamak rahe hain, jaise Babita Ji ki muskurahat! Treasury yields gire hain, sab log soch rahe hain, 'Kya baat hai!' Oil prices bhi thode niche aaye, lekin Hormuz ka drama toh chalu hai! Investors toh chhoti inflation ki umeed kar rahe hain, samjha kya? Tension hai, par sab kuch accha hai!