Trump Ka AI Drama: OpenAI Launch Pe Regulations Ki Baarish

Arre bhai, Trump ka AI ka chakkar hai! Regulations ki baarish mein OpenAI ka launch hua khatam. Market mein sab log pareshan hain, S&P 500 toh chaar baar gir gaya, jaise Daya ka garba dance! Apple bhi chakkar mein hai, aur 2028 ka election toh aisa lag raha hai jaise Tapu ne sabko chakkar mein daal diya. Traders toh ab na samajh pa rahe hain, kya karein yaar!