Secret Service Guys Say No to Phones, What’s Up with That?

So, like, the Secret Service guys are all, 'Nah, we’re good!' on those government phones! I mean, how do you keep VIPs safe without the cool secure gadgets? It’s like trying to bake a pizza without an oven! They really need to get their training on point, or else how will we keep our beloved stars safe and sound? Come on, team, let’s keep the fun rolling and the VIPs safe!