Zelenskyy Takes a Jab at Putin's 15 Missed Deadlines

So, check it out! Zelenskyy just tossed some major shade at Putin, counting 15 missed deadlines to snag Donbas! It's day 1,588 of this wild ride, and it’s like waiting for a pizza that’s never gonna arrive! Meanwhile, the West is stepping up with security guarantees for Ukraine. Zelenskyy's just trying to keep the vibes high and poke fun at the Kremlin. Classic move, my friend!