Lab Worker’s Pneumonia Triggers Quarantine and Plague Buzz

Yo, peep this! A 28-year-old lab worker in Irkutsk caught pneumonia, and now 200 folks are on lockdown, ya dig? At first, they thought it might be the plague, but the big shots backtracked, leaving everyone puzzled. WHO says it’s low risk, but the whole scene’s got folks reminiscing about that old Soviet bio-research game.