Delhi's H1N1 Alert: Hygiene Game Needs Serious Improvement

Listen up, Delhi! H1N1 is back, and it’s as welcome as a burnt soufflé. With over 1,777 cases, it’s time to cover your mouth, wash those hands, and steer clear of crowded places! Got a fever? Don’t play doctor; get real medical advice. The health department’s ready, but you need to step up your hygiene game—no more slacking off, you muppets!