In a curious twist of fate, 55,000 brave souls in seven enchanted realms—Australia, Canada, Denmark, Ireland, New Zealand, Norway, and the UK—vanished from the realm of cancer diagnoses during the great Covid-19 lockdown. With the magic of routine care disrupted, the wizards from the International Agency for Research on Cancer revealed that prostate cancer was the most elusive, slipping away 24% below expected levels, leaving the wizarding world in awe.

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