FSSAI Ka Ande Pe Shandar Fatafat: Cancer Ki Baat Faltu Hai!

Sun lo dosto, FSSAI ka kehna hai, ande hain safe, jaise khuda ka ashirwad! Cancer se inka kya rishta, bas ek ghalat fehmi hai, jaise chidiya ki udan! Nitrofurans toh banned hain, jaise khud se khud ki doori! Toh ande khana, zindagi ka maza lo, kyunki yeh hai asli hero, protein ka jadoo hai in mein chhupa!