Union Health Ministry Cuts Drug Trial Review Time in Half

Listen up, folks! The Union health ministry just made a game-changing move! They’ve chopped the review time for new drug trials from a sluggish 90 days to a blistering 45 days! No more waiting like a bunch of benchwarmers! Just give a shout-out to the licensing authority and get those new drugs ready to rock by early March! It’s time to unleash the power of innovation!