Aliyev Ka Superpower Drama: China Aur America Ki Dosti

Arre suno bhai log! Azerbaijan ka President Aliyev bola ki sirf China aur America hi duniya ke superpower hain, samjhe? Usne kaha ki humara dosti unse hai, jaise chai aur biscuit! Aur hum kabhi double game nahi khelte, waise hi jaise main kabhi paise nahi leta! Party ka congress toh aisa tha jaise shaadi ki baraat, sab log aaye aur Aliyev ka power dikh gaya!