Batified Obidients Jump Ship to Support Tinubu's Campaign

In a plot twist worthy of a soap opera, the Batified Obidients, former fans of Peter Obi, have jumped ship to back Bola Tinubu for the 2027 election! At a lively press conference in Abuja, they aired their grievances about Obi's leadership and promised to rally for Tinubu's re-election, ready to tackle the opposition like pros, despite the bumps in the road ahead.