Green Party Declines Polanski's Request to Delay Conference

In a thrilling twist, the Green Party's top dogs told leader Zack Polanski, "Not today!" when he asked to delay the annual conference. With the Holborn and St Pancras by-election on 8 October, they decided to keep things rolling. Polanski wanted to focus on the election, but the committee believes they can tackle both at once. Let the political games begin!