NDC Shouts 'Not Us!' to Allegations of Election Shenanigans

The Nigeria Democratic Congress is waving its hands and shouting, 'Not us!' They’ve officially denied any funny business in picking candidates for the 2027 elections. Their spokesperson claims all nomination funds are properly documented and safely stashed. As they gear up for the elections, they want to show they’re all about transparency, even if they didn’t share any dollar amounts or names.