National Party Meltdown: Luxon's Unity Claims Go Up in Smoke

So, like, the National Party is in total meltdown mode! Christopher Luxon just called an emergency meeting, and guess what? Unity is totally a myth! Claims of 100% support? More like 100% drama! Dissent is bubbling up like a soda can ready to explode, and analysts are saying this is a political circus. Luxon's leadership is shaky, and the party's unity? Yeah, it's like trying to hold water in your hands!