Judge Declares DOJ Officials Can Keep Cooking in Assault Case

Listen up! A judge just declared, 'No way you're getting rid of my top chefs!' as the DOJ bigwigs keep slicing through the press gala assault case. The defendant tried to serve up a conflict of interest, but the judge booted it like a burnt soufflé. This is all about Trump’s dinner disaster, and the A-team’s here to stay! No time for half-baked excuses!