Kalshi's Celebrity Ad Flops at Manifest Festival

Kalshi, you absolute muppets! You think launching an ad with Timothée Chalamet at the Manifest festival would grab attention? Nope! Everyone was too busy fretting over market risks instead of your star-studded nonsense! Forecasting philosophers are raving about prediction markets, but the public? They just want a cheeky bet on sports. Dan Schwarz is buzzing, but honestly, it’s just raw!